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Hard Times. Charles Dickens

′Girl number twenty,′ said the gentleman, smiling in the calm strength of knowledge.

Sissy blushed, and stood up.

′So you would carpet your room - or your husband′s room, if you were a grown woman, and had a husband - with representations of flowers, would you?′ said the gentleman. ′Why would you?′

′If you please, sir, I am very fond of flowers,′ returned the girl.

′And is that why you would put tables and chairs upon them, and have people walking over them with heavy boots?′

′It wouldn′t hurt them, sir. They wouldn′t crush and wither, if you please, sir. They would be the pictures of what was very pretty and pleasant, and I would fancy - ′

′Ay, ay, ay! But you mustn′t fancy,′ cried the gentleman, quite elated by coming so happily to his point. ′That′s it! You are never to fancy.′

′You are not, Cecilia Jupe,′ Thomas Gradgrind solemnly repeated, ′to do anything of that kind.′

′Fact, fact, fact!′ said the gentleman. And ′Fact, fact, fact!′ repeated Thomas Gradgrind.

′You are to be in all things regulated and governed,′ said the gentleman, ′by fact. We hope to have, before long, a board of fact, composed of commissioners of fact, who will force the people to be a people of fact, and of nothing but fact. You must discard the word Fancy altogether. You have nothing to do with it. You are not to have, in any object of use or ornament, what would be a contradiction in fact. You don′t walk upon flowers in fact; you cannot be allowed to walk upon flowers in carpets. You don′t find that foreign birds and butterflies come and perch upon your crockery; you cannot be permitted to paint foreign birds and butterflies upon your crockery. You never meet with quadrupeds going up and down walls; you must not have quadrupeds represented upon walls. You must use,′ said the gentleman, ′for all these purposes, combinations and modifications (in primary colours) of mathematical figures which are susceptible of proof and demonstration. This is the new discovery. This is fact. This is taste.′

The girl curtseyed, and sat down. She was very young, and she looked as if she were frightened by the matter-of-fact prospect the world afforded.

′Now, if Mr. M′Choakumchild,′ said the gentleman, ′will proceed to give his first lesson here, Mr. Gradgrind, I shall be happy, at your request, to observe his mode of procedure.′

Mr. Gradgrind was much obliged. ′Mr. M′Choakumchild, we only wait for you.′

So, Mr. M′Choakumchild began in his best manner. He and some one hundred and forty other schoolmasters, had been lately turned at the same time, in the same factory, on the same principles, like so many pianoforte legs. He had been put through an immense variety of paces, and had answered volumes of head-breaking questions. Orthography, etymology, syntax, and prosody, biography, astronomy, geography, and general cosmography, the sciences of compound proportion, algebra, land-surveying and levelling, vocal music, and drawing from models, were all at the ends of his ten chilled fingers. He had worked his stony way into Her Majesty′s most Honourable Privy Council′s Schedule B, and had taken the bloom off the higher branches of mathematics and physical science, French, German, Latin, and Greek.

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