The Reverend Septimus took off his spectacles, that he might see her face, as he exclaimed:
′Why, what should he write in?′
′Bless me, bless me, Sept,′ returned the old lady, ′you don′t see the context! Give it back to me, my dear.′
Glad to get his spectacles off (for they always made his eyes water), her son obeyed: murmuring that his sight for reading manuscript got worse and worse daily.
′"I write,"′ his mother went on, reading very perspicuously and precisely, ′"from the chair, to which I shall probably be confined for some hours."′
Septimus looked at the row of chairs against the wall, with a half- protesting and half-appealing countenance.
′"We have,"′ the old lady read on with a little extra emphasis, ′"a meeting of our Convened Chief Composite Committee of Central and District Philanthropists, at our Head Haven as above; and it is their unanimous pleasure that I take the chair."′
Septimus breathed more freely, and muttered: ′O! if he comes to THAT, let him,′
′"Not to lose a day′s post, I take the opportunity of a long report being read, denouncing a public miscreant—"′
′It is a most extraordinary thing,′ interposed the gentle Minor Canon, laying down his knife and fork to rub his ear in a vexed manner, ′that these Philanthropists are always denouncing somebody. And it is another most extraordinary thing that they are always so violently flush of miscreants!′
′"Denouncing a public miscreant—"′—the old lady resumed, ′"to get our little affair of business off my mind. I have spoken with my two wards, Neville and Helena Landless, on the subject of their defective education, and they give in to the plan proposed; as I should have taken good care they did, whether they liked it or not."′
′And it is another most extraordinary thing,′ remarked the Minor Canon in the same tone as before, ′that these philanthropists are so given to seizing their fellow-creatures by the scruff of the neck, and (as one may say) bumping them into the paths of peace.—I beg your pardon, Ma dear, for interrupting.′
′"Therefore, dear Madam, you will please prepare your son, the Rev. Mr. Septimus, to expect Neville as an inmate to be read with, on Monday next. On the same day Helena will accompany him to Cloisterham, to take up her quarters at the Nuns′ House, the establishment recommended by yourself and son jointly. Please likewise to prepare for her reception and tuition there. The terms in both cases are understood to be exactly as stated to me in writing by yourself, when I opened a correspondence with you on this subject, after the honour of being introduced to you at your sister′s house in town here. With compliments to the Rev. Mr. Septimus, I am, Dear Madam, Your affectionate brother (In Philanthropy), LUKE HONEYTHUNDER."′
′Well, Ma,′ said Septimus, after a little more rubbing of his ear, ′we must try it. There can be no doubt that we have room for an inmate, and that I have time to bestow upon him, and inclination too. I must confess to feeling rather glad that he is not Mr. Honeythunder himself. Though that seems wretchedly prejudiced— does it not?—for I never saw him. Is he a large man, Ma?′
′I should call him a large man, my dear,′ the old lady replied after some hesitation, ′but that his voice is so much larger.′
′Than himself?′
′Than anybody.′
′Hah!′ said Septimus.
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