Budger to her carriage, he darted swiftly from the room with every particle of his hitherto- bottled-up indignation effervescing, from all parts of his countenance, in a perspiration of passion.
The stranger was returning, and Mr. Tupman was beside him. He spoke in a low tone, and laughed. The little doctor thirsted for his life. He was exulting. He had triumphed.
′Sir!′ said the doctor, in an awful voice, producing a card, and retiring into an angle of the passage, ′my name is Slammer, Doctor Slammer, sir—97th Regiment—Chatham Barracks—my card, Sir, my card.′ He would have added more, but his indignation choked him.
′Ah!′ replied the stranger coolly, ′Slammer—much obliged— polite attention—not ill now, Slammer—but when I am—knock you up.′
′You—you′re a shuffler, sir,′ gasped the furious doctor, ′a poltroon—a coward—a liar—a—a—will nothing induce you to give me your card, sir!′ ′Oh! I see,′ said the stranger, half aside, ′negus too strong here —liberal landlord—very foolish—very—lemonade much better —hot rooms—elderly gentlemen—suffer for it in the morning— cruel—cruel;′ and he moved on a step or two.
′You are stopping in this house, Sir,′ said the indignant little man; ′you are intoxicated now, Sir; you shall hear from me in the morning, sir. I shall find you out, sir; I shall find you out.′
′Rather you found me out than found me at home,′ replied the unmoved stranger.
Doctor Slammer looked unutterable ferocity, as he fixed his hat on his head with an indignant knock; and the stranger and Mr. Tupman ascended to the bedroom of the latter to restore the borrowed plumage to the unconscious Winkle.
That gentleman was fast asleep; the restoration was soon made. The stranger was extremely jocose; and Mr. Tracy Tupman, being quite bewildered with wine, negus, lights, and ladies, thought the whole affair was an exquisite joke. His new friend departed; and, after experiencing some slight difficulty in finding the orifice in his nightcap, originally intended for the reception of his head, and finally overturning his candlestick in his struggles to put it on, Mr. Tracy Tupman managed to get into bed by a series of complicated evolutions, and shortly afterwards sank into repose.
Seven o′clock had hardly ceased striking on the following morning, when Mr. Pickwick′s comprehensive mind was aroused from the state of unconsciousness, in which slumber had plunged it, by a loud knocking at his chamber door. ′Who′s there?′ said Mr. Pickwick, starting up in bed.
′Boots, sir.′
′What do you want?′
′Please, sir, can you tell me which gentleman of your party wears a bright blue dress-coat, with a gilt button with "P. C." on it?′
′It′s been given out to brush,′ thought Mr. Pickwick, ′and the man has forgotten whom it belongs to.′ ′Mr. Winkle,′he called out, ′next room but two, on the right hand.′ ′Thank′ee, sir,′ said the Boots, and away he went.
′What′s the matter?′ cried Mr. Tupman, as a loud knocking at his door roused hint from his oblivious repose.
′Can I speak to Mr. Winkle, sir?′ replied Boots from the outside.
′Winkle—Winkle!′ shouted Mr. Tupman, calling into the inner room. ′Hollo!′ replied a faint voice from within the bed-clothes.
′You′re wanted—some one at the door;′ and, having exerted himself to articulate thus much, Mr. Tracy Tupman turned round and fell fast asleep again.
′Wanted!′ said Mr.
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