DON PEDRO, Prince of Arragon.
DON JOHN, his bastard Brother.
CLAUDIO, a young Lord of Florence.
BENEDICK, a young Lord of Padua.
LEONATO, Governor of Messina.
ANTONIO, his Brother.
BALTHAZAR, Servant to Don Pedro.
BORACHIO, follower of Don John.
CONRADE, follower of Don John.
DOGBERRY, a Constable.
VERGES, a Headborough.
HERO, Daughter to Leonato.
BEATRICE, Niece to Leonato.
MARGARET, Waiting-gentlewoman attending on Hero.
URSULA, Waiting-gentlewoman attending on Hero.
Messengers, Watch, Attendants, &c.
Enter LEONATO, HERO, and BEATRICE, with a MessengerLEONATO
I learn in this letter that Don Peter of ArragonMessenger
comes this night to Messina.
He is very near by this: he was not three leagues offLEONATO
when I left him.
How many gentlemen have you lost in this action?Messenger
But few of any sort, and none of name.LEONATO
A victory is twice itself when the achiever bringsMessenger
home full numbers. I find here that Don Peter hath
bestowed much honour on a young Florentine called Claudio.
Much deserved on his part and equally remembered byLEONATO
Don Pedro: he hath borne himself beyond the
promise of his age, doing, in the figure of a lamb,
the feats of a lion: he hath indeed better
bettered expectation than you must expect of me to
tell you how.
He hath an uncle here in Messina will be very muchMessenger
glad of it.
I have already delivered him letters, and thereLEONATO
appears much joy in him; even so much that joy could
not show itself modest enough without a badge of
Did he break out into tears?Messenger
In great measure.LEONATO
A kind overflow of kindness: there are no facesBEATRICE
truer than those that are so washed. How much
better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping!
I pray you, is Signior Mountanto returned from theMessenger
wars or no?
I know none of that name, lady: there was none suchLEONATO
in the army of any sort.
What is he that you ask for, niece?HERO
My cousin means Signior Benedick of Padua.Messenger
O, he′s returned; and as pleasant as ever he was.BEATRICE
He set up his bills here in Messina and challengedLEONATO
Cupid at the flight; and my uncle′s fool, reading
the challenge, subscribed for Cupid, and challenged
him at the bird-bolt. I pray you, how many hath he
killed and eaten in these wars? But how many hath
he killed? for indeed I promised to eat all of his killing.
Faith, niece, you tax Signior Benedick too much;Messenger
but he′ll be meet with you, I doubt it not.
He hath done good service, lady, in these wars.BEATRICE
You had musty victual, and he hath holp to eat it:Messenger
he is a very valiant trencherman; he hath an
And a good soldier too, lady.BEATRICE
And a good soldier to a lady: but what is he to a lord?Messenger
A lord to a lord, a man to a man; stuffed with allBEATRICE
It is so, indeed; he is no less than a stuffed man:LEONATO
but for the stuffing,—well, we are all mortal.
You must not, sir, mistake my niece. There is aBEATRICE
kind of merry war betwixt Signior Benedick and her:
they never meet but there′s a skirmish of wit
Alas! he gets nothing by that. In our lastMessenger
conflict four of his five wits went halting off, and
now is the whole man governed with one: so that if
he have wit enough to keep himself warm, let him
bear it for a difference between himself and his
horse; for it is all the wealth that he hath left,
to be known a reasonable creature. Who is his
companion now? He hath every month a new sworn brother.
Very easily possible: he wears his faith but asMessenger
the fashion of his hat; it ever changes with the
I see, lady, the gentleman is not in your books.BEATRICE
No; an he were, I would burn my study. But, I prayMessenger
you, who is his companion? Is there no young
squarer now that will make a voyage with him to the devil?
He is most in the company of the right noble Claudio.BEATRICE
O Lord, he will hang upon him like a disease: heMessenger
is sooner caught than the pestilence, and the taker
runs presently mad. God help the noble Claudio! if
he have caught the Benedick, it will cost him a
thousand pound ere a′ be cured.
I will hold friends with you, lady.BEATRICE
Do, good friend.LEONATO
You will never run mad, niece.BEATRICE
No, not till a hot January.Messenger
Don Pedro is approached.DON PEDRO
Enter DON PEDRO, DON JOHN, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, and BALTHASAR
Good Signior Leonato, you are come to meet yourLEONATO
trouble: the fashion of the world is to avoid
cost, and you encounter it.
Never came trouble to my house in the likeness ofDON PEDRO
your grace: for trouble being gone, comfort should
remain; but when you depart from me, sorrow abides
and happiness takes his leave.
You embrace your charge too willingly. I think thisLEONATO
is your daughter.
Her mother hath many times told me so.BENEDICK
Were you in doubt, sir, that you asked her?LEONATO
Signior Benedick, no; for then were you a child.DON PEDRO
You have it full, Benedick: we may guess by thisBENEDICK
what you are, being a man. Truly, the lady fathers
herself. Be happy, lady; for you are like an
If Signior Leonato be her father, she would notBEATRICE
have his head on her shoulders for all Messina, as
like him as she is.
I wonder that you will still be talking, SigniorBENEDICK
Benedick: nobody marks you.
What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?BEATRICE
Is it possible disdain should die while she hathBENEDICK
such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick?
Courtesy itself must convert to disdain, if you come
in her presence.
Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain IBEATRICE
am loved of all ladies, only you excepted: and I
would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard
heart; for, truly, I love none.
A dear happiness to women: they would else haveBENEDICK
been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God
and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that: I
had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man
swear he loves me.
God keep your ladyship still in that mind! so someBEATRICE
gentleman or other shall ′scape a predestinate
Scratching could not make it worse, an ′twere suchBENEDICK
a face as yours were.
Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher.BEATRICE
A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours.BENEDICK
I would my horse had the speed of your tongue, andBEATRICE
so good a continuer. But keep your way, i′ God′s
name; I have done.
You always end with a jade′s trick: I know you of old.DON PEDRO
That is the sum of all, Leonato. Signior ClaudioLEONATO
and Signior Benedick, my dear friend Leonato hath
invited you all. I tell him we shall stay here at
the least a month; and he heartily prays some
occasion may detain us longer. I dare swear he is no
hypocrite, but prays from his heart.
If you swear, my lord, you shall not be forsworn.DON JOHN
To DON JOHNLet me bid you welcome, my lord: being reconciled to
the prince your brother, I owe you all duty.
I thank you: I am not of many words, but I thankLEONATO
Please it your grace lead on?DON PEDRO
Your hand, Leonato; we will go together.CLAUDIO
Exeunt all except BENEDICK and CLAUDIO
Benedick, didst thou note the daughter of Signior Leonato?BENEDICK
I noted her not; but I looked on her.CLAUDIO
Is she not a modest young lady?BENEDICK
Do you question me, as an honest man should do, forCLAUDIO
my simple true judgment; or would you have me speak
after my custom, as being a professed tyrant to their sex?
No; I pray thee speak in sober judgment.BENEDICK
Why, i′ faith, methinks she′s too low for a highCLAUDIO
praise, too brown for a fair praise and too little
for a great praise: only this commendation I can
afford her, that were she other than she is, she
were unhandsome; and being no other but as she is, I
do not like her.
Thou thinkest I am in sport: I pray thee tell meBENEDICK
truly how thou likest her.
Would you buy her, that you inquire after her?CLAUDIO
Can the world buy such a jewel?BENEDICK
Yea, and a case to put it into. But speak you thisCLAUDIO
with a sad brow? or do you play the flouting Jack,
to tell us Cupid is a good hare-finder and Vulcan a
rare carpenter? Come, in what key shall a man take
you, to go in the song?
In mine eye she is the sweetest lady that ever IBENEDICK
I can see yet without spectacles and I see no suchCLAUDIO
matter: there′s her cousin, an she were not
possessed with a fury, exceeds her as much in beauty
as the first of May doth the last of December. But I
hope you have no intent to turn husband, have you?
I would scarce trust myself, though I had sworn theBENEDICK
contrary, if Hero would be my wife.
Is′t come to this? In faith, hath not the worldDON PEDRO
one man but he will wear his cap with suspicion?
Shall I never see a bachelor of three-score again?
Go to, i′ faith; an thou wilt needs thrust thy neck
into a yoke, wear the print of it and sigh away
Sundays. Look Don Pedro is returned to seek you.
Re-enter DON PEDRO
What secret hath held you here, that you followedBENEDICK
not to Leonato′s?
I would your grace would constrain me to tell.DON PEDRO
I charge thee on thy allegiance.BENEDICK
You hear, Count Claudio: I can be secret as a dumbCLAUDIO
man; I would have you think so; but, on my
allegiance, mark you this, on my allegiance. He is
in love. With who? now that is your grace′s part.
Mark how short his answer is;—With Hero, Leonato′s
If this were so, so were it uttered.BENEDICK
Like the old tale, my lord: ′it is not so, norCLAUDIO
′twas not so, but, indeed, God forbid it should be
If my passion change not shortly, God forbid itDON PEDRO
should be otherwise.
Amen, if you love her; for the lady is very well worthy.CLAUDIO
You speak this to fetch me in, my lord.DON PEDRO
By my troth, I speak my thought.CLAUDIO
And, in faith, my lord, I spoke mine.BENEDICK
And, by my two faiths and troths, my lord, I spoke mine.CLAUDIO
That I love her, I feel.DON PEDRO
That she is worthy, I know.BENEDICK
That I neither feel how she should be loved norDON PEDRO
know how she should be worthy, is the opinion that
fire cannot melt out of me: I will die in it at the stake.
Thou wast ever an obstinate heretic in the despiteCLAUDIO
And never could maintain his part but in the forceBENEDICK
of his will.
That a woman conceived me, I thank her; that sheDON PEDRO
brought me up, I likewise give her most humble
thanks: but that I will have a recheat winded in my
forehead, or hang my bugle in an invisible baldrick,
all women shall pardon me. Because I will not do
them the wrong to mistrust any, I will do myself the
right to trust none; and the fine is, for the which
I may go the finer, I will live a bachelor.
I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love.BENEDICK
With anger, with sickness, or with hunger, my lord,DON PEDRO
not with love: prove that ever I lose more blood
with love than I will get again with drinking, pick
out mine eyes with a ballad-maker′s pen and hang me
up at the door of a brothel-house for the sign of
Well, if ever thou dost fall from this faith, thouBENEDICK
wilt prove a notable argument.
If I do, hang me in a bottle like a cat and shootDON PEDRO
at me; and he that hits me, let him be clapped on
the shoulder, and called Adam.
Well, as time shall try: ′In time the savage bullBENEDICK
doth bear the yoke.′
The savage bull may; but if ever the sensibleCLAUDIO
Benedick bear it, pluck off the bull′s horns and set
them in my forehead: and let me be vilely painted,
and in such great letters as they write ′Here is
good horse to hire,′ let them signify under my sign
′Here you may see Benedick the married man.′
If this should ever happen, thou wouldst be horn-mad.DON PEDRO
Nay, if Cupid have not spent all his quiver inBENEDICK
Venice, thou wilt quake for this shortly.
I look for an earthquake too, then.DON PEDRO
Well, you temporize with the hours. In theBENEDICK
meantime, good Signior Benedick, repair to
Leonato′s: commend me to him and tell him I will
not fail him at supper; for indeed he hath made
I have almost matter enough in me for such anCLAUDIO
embassage; and so I commit you—
To the tuition of God: From my house, if I had it,—DON PEDRO
The sixth of July: Your loving friend, Benedick.BENEDICK
Nay, mock not, mock not. The body of yourCLAUDIO
discourse is sometime guarded with fragments, and
the guards are but slightly basted on neither: ere
you flout old ends any further, examine your
conscience: and so I leave you.
My liege, your highness now may do me good.DON PEDRO
My love is thine to teach: teach it but how,CLAUDIO
And thou shalt see how apt it is to learn
Any hard lesson that may do thee good.
Hath Leonato any son, my lord?DON PEDRO
No child but Hero; she′s his only heir.CLAUDIO
Dost thou affect her, Claudio?
O, my lord,DON PEDRO
When you went onward on this ended action,
I look′d upon her with a soldier′s eye,
That liked, but had a rougher task in hand
Than to drive liking to the name of love:
But now I am return′d and that war-thoughts
Have left their places vacant, in their rooms
Come thronging soft and delicate desires,
All prompting me how fair young Hero is,
Saying, I liked her ere I went to wars.
Thou wilt be like a lover presentlyCLAUDIO
And tire the hearer with a book of words.
If thou dost love fair Hero, cherish it,
And I will break with her and with her father,
And thou shalt have her. Was′t not to this end
That thou began′st to twist so fine a story?
How sweetly you do minister to love,DON PEDRO
That know love′s grief by his complexion!
But lest my liking might too sudden seem,
I would have salved it with a longer treatise.
What need the bridge much broader than the flood?
The fairest grant is the necessity.
Look, what will serve is fit: ′tis once, thou lovest,
And I will fit thee with the remedy.
I know we shall have revelling to-night:
I will assume thy part in some disguise
And tell fair Hero I am Claudio,
And in her bosom I′ll unclasp my heart
And take her hearing prisoner with the force
And strong encounter of my amorous tale:
Then after to her father will I break;
And the conclusion is, she shall be thine.
In practise let us put it presently.
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